i haven't read a newspaper since 2002, and that was because i was waiting for someone and had to sit at Burger King for 2 1/2 hours and was almost bored to death.
I have one for them.
Katie Price will not be telling how she was raped and molested as a child or how she and Peter are not getting on and are not getting divorced or how she has not got a new perfume or under-ware brand to sell or how Peter has a fatal illness and how he has made a miraculous recovery or how she is the greatest of mothers to her kids or how she has had a porn film of her and Peter nicked or blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Sorry tabloids its all a joke and she will be selling her stories as usual 24/7...................365 days a year
Newspapers? who reads them anymore? All biased and late news. Thanks Ben Franklin, but we destroyed your damn newspaper.
How about this: person under 65 reads newspaper!
Or "Lifestyle section used for something other than bird cage lining!
They've been making up spoof stories all year. April 1 will be a bit of an anticlimax.
No lol
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